You cannot tell me that the size of this dog is normal. Do you see how tall Josie is??? Dogs should not be taller than dining room tables. Unless you meant to get a dog that was taller than a dining room table — and I didn’t. I wanted a little dog. A small dog.
Okay, it’s entirely possible that I what I wanted was another cat.
And would you take a look at my cute little Maisy, with her Cindy Brady pigtail ears, SOOOO CUUUUTE!! People, Boxers are the best dog in the entire world, I have proof. Hi Maisy!! *waves*