Something I held today was 26 yoga poses during 90 minutes of Bikram yoga. It was an interesting class. A newbie brought ALL of her gear into the yoga studio and put it next to her mat, and by ALL I mean everything that you’d normally stuff into a gym locker was on the floor next to her for the entire class. I imagine it might have been worse than leaving a chocolate bar in your car on a hot summer day with the windows rolled up.
On the way to my car after class I noticed a pair of underwear in the parking lot. Hey guys, if you are missing your undies now you know where you can find them. And by GUYS, I mean they were men’s undies. Not that I picked them up or anything. I’ve been married for 16 years, I think I know what a pair of men’s underwear on the ground looks like by now.