Does the five second rule count if you drop a piece of toast on the floor? What if it’s got butter and honey on it and it lands face down? In a house where three people, two dogs and two cats live? And what if you haven’t washed the floor in two weeks? Don’t worry, …
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My daughter loves Cheetos. LOVES. CHEETOS. Personally, I don’t care for Cheetos, but whatever; there are plenty of things that I love that she doesn’t. Yesterday when I picked her up from camp I had a small bag of Cheetos waiting in the car for her, a snack for on the way home. As she was …
[ Continue Reading... ]I believe in signs. For instance, whenever I see someone make a Florida U-turn I know that it’s a sign from my grandpa, who died in 2003, he taught me what a Florida U-turn was. Another sign was when I was at the grocery store on the anniversary of the day that he died and I was paying for …
[ Continue Reading... ]Zoe: Mom there’s a girl here who looks just like you. Me: Really? Zoe: Let me go take another look at her to see if it’s you, or if she just looks like you. And then she walked over to the workout area, turned around and came back to me. Zoe: Nope. It’s not you. …
[ Continue Reading... ]Last night we went to the State Fair where Zoe actually asked if she could do the bungee jumping slingshot thing. HELL NO! I’m still slightly afraid that she’ll slither through the slots on the safety gate while on the sky ride that takes us from one side of the park to the other. What …
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