• The morning started with 22 emails from the server at work POLITELY reminding me that I did not put the back-up tape into the tape drive yesterday. It was crossed off on my to-do list so CLEARLY sabotage was involved.
  • And then Josie, who has two dog obedience classes under her collar, snuck out the garage door this morning and I had to chase her around the front yard and side yard screaming “Josie COME!” in the best authoritative voice I could muster up. It didn’t work. My husband tackled her. Thank goodness for all that high school football and wrestling he did!
  • He asked me: “What was that thing she had in her mouth?” Oh that was some kind of roadkill.
  • That stain on my t-shirt? That’s fresh Starbucks coffee.