I’ve totally broke our stupid screen door and I’m not very happy about it. Hardware Hank from the hardware store told me it was a piece of cake to take the screen door off the tracks so that I could bring it for screen repair. He was wrong. The door is totally jammed, kinda off it’s track, and the screen is still broken (however it does sport a lovely 12″x12″ patch made out of duct tape).

What to do? What to do?